I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave
Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters
I could go for some rough sex and a large pizza
my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep”
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
I’m going to invent a straw that lets you drink things that aren’t meant to be drunk.
Or soap whatever you do with the straw I don’t care, I just want to be able to drink Nutella.
my mirror tells me i’m selfie ready but my camera’s like ‘lol no, try again’
like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperon at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus
Emotions are supposed to be raw, ugly, brutal…you don’t want someone to ‘sorta’ love you. You want that love to be a bursting flame, not a candle.
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.